Bunco.... Not only for old ladies!!

I recently received a invitation to be part of a elite group of gamers! When the invitation was extended the only memory that i had of the great American game of Bunco was my mother getting together and playing with all her old woman friends! I didn't think that game was even played anymore except in retirement homes! But me being someone that will try almost anything out before he bashes it (like i did with the twilight movie) I figured i would give Bunco its fair shot!

I went over to some friends of my buddy Brandt! It was a larger group of which i did not know anyone! When the game was explained to me i cought myself thinking to myself, what have i got myself into? Then the games started... Soon i was captured by the Bunco rush! I was the first to get a Bunco, and i did it in a matter of munites! The addrenalyn started rushing and i soon found myself getting into it! Keeping track of my longest streaks and plotting to be on the opposing team of those that were ahead of me just so i could pass them! There are 4 prizes in Bunco... The most Buncos, most wins, least wins (looser prize) and a traveling bunco that goes from player to player durring the game with each Bunco. Who ever has it when the game ends takes the prize! As the last round started i was 1 win behind the leader and tied in Buncos and i had the traveling bunco! Sitting at the high rollers table I could smell the victory! As we played my team soon found ourselves winning that round and adding another W on my wheal of success! it wasnt but 10 sec before the last round ended that someone got bunco and took the traveling Bunco from me! At the time i was worried about my sweep not being a possibility. But after when i realized that the traveling prize was a box of tampons i soon felt like i dodged a bullet! After the round was over we tallied up all scores and i found myself Tied in wins and buncos... Through a series of intence tie breakers i was declaired the champ for both catagories! It was a sweep in my books! I may not have won the traveling bunco, but i won for the person that had the most Buncos, which i find better, and the most wins! That is like the Championship Belt! As i claimed my prizes i could hear people in the back chanting my name!! .... TURPY.... TURPY.... TURPY.... TURPY!!! (it may have just been brandt) i wanted to be hoisted on everyones shoulders and carried out to my car like a champ! The rocky theme song started playing in my mind! And as we left i walked by the b-ball court at the complex... The same Court that i got Ronnie Price (a NBA player) out in a game of dodgeball! This was just one more great champion memory that i added in my book of Village on the Parkway!

That being said! I am not a fan of Bunco! I will even go play with my mother and all her old ladie friends next time they play! I love it! Cant get enough of it! And quite frankly i am the best at it! The end.. Roll credits!!